How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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