- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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