How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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