Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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