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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is 3+3= 8

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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