Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A woman walks into a bar.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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