What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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