- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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