What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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