- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Get up Look in the mirror

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how much fish could a chicken

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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