A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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