- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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