Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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