- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

The New York Giants

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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