A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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James Patrick Campbell

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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5 people are walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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