- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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