A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Ebola

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What fires shots? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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