- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man died.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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