- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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