Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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