- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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