- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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