- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Please don't shoot me

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

no really what are ur names?

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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