How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

hard cheese

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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