- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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