Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

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