- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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