- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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