How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

here's a joke... the american education society

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

I am dyslexic

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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