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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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