- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I named my son ps2 controller

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.