- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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