There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

hi michael

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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