- Anti Joke

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.