- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??