- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Fine, ladies first.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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