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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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