- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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