- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

what looks like a banana? a penis

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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