- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

FUCK YOU

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

the bible

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

It's likely that very few people will read this.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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