What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Fine, ladies first.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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