- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Matthew Wyckoff

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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