A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Take wrong turns

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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