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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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