- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your mother just died.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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