Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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