How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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