- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

An Asian person drove home safely.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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