What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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