- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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