A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Jersey Shore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mother just died.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Sarah Palin.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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