- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How old is your mom Dead

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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