One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

salad days!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What is 9+10? 19

Justin Bieber.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A lot eh?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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