- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

where do some birds live in? Earth

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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