- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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