- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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