Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

say it ten times fast: oh

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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