Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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