Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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