- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

YO FACE

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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