- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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