Take part of what?

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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