Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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