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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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