Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Denard Robinson

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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