- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your mother is average.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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