- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What does? 42

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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