- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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