That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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