Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

I just drank a cola.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Anti Joke

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