- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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