- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

autistic kids rock

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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