- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What does two plus two equal? 4

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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