What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Good job, son.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Robin get in the batmobile!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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