- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What would u like to drink?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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