" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Shltskc gw? G

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

No soup for you!

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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