- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.