- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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