- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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