A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Beka has AIDS

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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