- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Pickles are powerful

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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