Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Your're racist.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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