- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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