- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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