Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Guest what in the butt

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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