It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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