Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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