How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Your mam is so fat.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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