roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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