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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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