How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Racial Equality

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

a chinese man pays the full price

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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