a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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