- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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