- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How old are you? 7

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A dog was barking at a tree

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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