- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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