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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Poop

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Burp

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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