How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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poop nuff said

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