two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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