Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A American seeking into mexico

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Mooses

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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