- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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