- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A American seeking into mexico

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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