all the kids had fun

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Pickles are powerful

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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