why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Beka has AIDS

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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