Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Mooses

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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