- Anti Joke

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

all the kids had fun

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.