- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Read a Book.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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