- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

autistic kids rock

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

antonis sister is mighty fine

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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