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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A women left the kitchen.

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Please ignore this statement.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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