- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

guess what>? your mum lol

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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