- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Ron Paul for President!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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