A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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