Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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The queen having a shit

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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