Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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silver bullet?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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America

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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